🏡 About Us
Well hey there, this is Darlene. Earl runs the stand, and I do the books, which mostly means keeping Earl from giving the tomatoes away to anybody who stops to talk about the weather.
Doris the cow is our quality control. If she won't sniff it, we don't sell it. Biscuit the barn cat runs security. He has never caught anything but he looks real serious doing it.
We've been told we ought to "be on the internet," so here we are. Earl says this counts.
🧺 What We've Got
- 🥚 Farm Fresh Eggsbrown ones, mostly · ask Earl
- 🌽 Sweet Cornpicked that morning · ask Earl
- 🍅 Tomatoesbig ugly good ones · ask Earl
- 🍯 Sorghumthe real stuff · ask Earl
- 🐝 Honeyfrom the neighbor's bees · ask Earl
- 🎃 Pumpkinsin the fall · ask Earl
- 🍎 Darlene's Apple Butterdon't ask Earl, ask me
🕰️ Hours
Most days, unless Earl's at the lake.
Sundays after church, if the corn's in and Earl's in a good mood. If the gate's shut, we ain't open.
💵 The Honesty Box
If nobody's at the stand, use the honesty box by the egg cooler. Doris is watching. Biscuit is also watching, but he'll probably fall asleep.
✉️ Contact
Got a question, a big order, or want to know if the corn's in?
earlsfarmstand.orders@proton.me
We get on the email most days. Darlene checks it with her coffee.